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December 3, 2024 By Coach

11 Funny Football Quotations

Football is the most popular sport in America.  It only stands to reason that some folks will try to poke a little fun at one of our favorites. 

Here are 11 football quotes we found to be humorous. What do you think?

Funniest Football Quotes

  1. “A football coach is a person who is willing to lay down your life for the good of his team.”
    Author Unknown
  2. “On this team, we’re all united in a common goal: to keep my job.”
    Lou Holtz
  3. “I resigned as the Broncos head coach because of illness and fatigue. The fans were sick and tired of me.”
    John Ralston
  4. “If you’re mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It’s about the same.”
    Bob Golic
  5. “The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.”
    John Madden
  6. “Football is not a contact sport. It’s a collision sport. Dancing is a good example of a contact sport.”
    Duffy Daugherty
Funny football quotations.

Football Insights

  1. “College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.”
    Elbert Hubbard
  2. “I found that prayers work best when you have big players.” 
    Knute Rockne
  3. “Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.”
    George F. Will
  4. “You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.”
    Dan Birdwell
  5. “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not a coincidence.”
    Erma Bombeck

Go to SportsFeelGoodStories.com for more funny football quotes.  Hundreds of funny, inspirational, motivational football quotations, slogans, and sayings.

By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder and editor of The Coaching Whiz.

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